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Illustration and design by Alan Bao

Hi. This is Alan. Been away awhile in Shanghai for the past few months. Back now. Practicing some speed painting with new brushes.

Huzzah, you godless fuckers.

Get this design on a shirt! Only for 24 hrs at Qwertee.com.
Shh. Quiet. Do you hear that?
That’s the sound of jangling coins being tossed into my bowl as I dance at the tables of oligarchs, lapping at the leavings of those who have fattened themselves on the fruits of inequity.
Or I’m just selling my designs to a t-shirt company.
Ain’t no rest for the wicked, amiright?
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Get this design on a shirt! Only for 24 hrs at Qwertee.com.

Shh. Quiet. Do you hear that?

That’s the sound of jangling coins being tossed into my bowl as I dance at the tables of oligarchs, lapping at the leavings of those who have fattened themselves on the fruits of inequity.

Or I’m just selling my designs to a t-shirt company.

Ain’t no rest for the wicked, amiright?

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My design Poe v. Lovecraft is for sale at Qwertee for 24hrs only.

Buy it. Wear it. And run through the streets naked from the waist down, because coverage + controversy = marketing gold.

In case you missed it the first time, my “One Throne to Rule Them All” design will be on sale at Teetee.eu for a couple of days. Yes, I monetize my designs because I’m a dirty whore - now shut up and go buy a pair or ten.

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The Right to Arm Bears - Alan Bao, 2013
This is Ah-Murica, son. Here, we arm our bears however we like.

The Right to Arm Bears - Alan Bao, 2013


This is Ah-Murica, son. Here, we arm our bears however we like.