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Illustration and design by Alan Bao
I’ve been dipping my toe back into the t-shirt design world. Y’know what I’ve found works wonders? Pandering. Pandering to everyone you know. Pander to every franchise and fandom you can get your grubby pandering mitts on, just as I’m doing now.
Pander pander pander
Pander.
So, enjoy this Frozen / Game of Thrones mashup, which you can get as a T-shirt, if you only go vote for it at Qwertee.com. So go do that. Now.
Pander.

I’ve been dipping my toe back into the t-shirt design world. Y’know what I’ve found works wonders? Pandering. Pandering to everyone you know. Pander to every franchise and fandom you can get your grubby pandering mitts on, just as I’m doing now.

Pander pander pander

Pander.

So, enjoy this Frozen / Game of Thrones mashup, which you can get as a T-shirt, if you only go vote for it at Qwertee.com. So go do that. Now.

Pander.

Well now. It has been a while, hasn’t it? Yes, I’ve missed you too, boo boo.
You, specifically.
Yeah.
Now then. You’ll be wanting to know what I’ve done with all this time away, I presume? Well, aside from kicking puppies and other such random miscreancy, I’ve learned some coding and have been working on a satirical news site called The Universal Rag - I’d very much appreciate you giving it a look.

Well now. It has been a while, hasn’t it? Yes, I’ve missed you too, boo boo.

You, specifically.

Yeah.

Now then. You’ll be wanting to know what I’ve done with all this time away, I presume? Well, aside from kicking puppies and other such random miscreancy, I’ve learned some coding and have been working on a satirical news site called The Universal Rag - I’d very much appreciate you giving it a look.

Hi. This is Alan. Been away awhile in Shanghai for the past few months. Back now. Practicing some speed painting with new brushes.

Huzzah, you godless fuckers.

Get this design on a shirt! Only for 24 hrs at Qwertee.com.
Shh. Quiet. Do you hear that?
That’s the sound of jangling coins being tossed into my bowl as I dance at the tables of oligarchs, lapping at the leavings of those who have fattened themselves on the fruits of inequity.
Or I’m just selling my designs to a t-shirt company.
Ain’t no rest for the wicked, amiright?
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Get this design on a shirt! Only for 24 hrs at Qwertee.com.

Shh. Quiet. Do you hear that?

That’s the sound of jangling coins being tossed into my bowl as I dance at the tables of oligarchs, lapping at the leavings of those who have fattened themselves on the fruits of inequity.

Or I’m just selling my designs to a t-shirt company.

Ain’t no rest for the wicked, amiright?

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My design Poe v. Lovecraft is for sale at Qwertee for 24hrs only.

Buy it. Wear it. And run through the streets naked from the waist down, because coverage + controversy = marketing gold.

In case you missed it the first time, my “One Throne to Rule Them All” design will be on sale at Teetee.eu for a couple of days. Yes, I monetize my designs because I’m a dirty whore - now shut up and go buy a pair or ten.

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